College Point, NY
Banned in most upstanding gambling establishments, Mario is a living embodiment of the idea that "It's better to be lucky than good." Mankind may never know his true potential because, as he will readily admit, he's lucky enough that he has never needed to develop skills of any kind. He's a valuable person to keep around as long as your interests align with his. However, one should never challenge him to a coin flip - he's never lost in his life.