Gains +1 attack bonus when equipped with Staff of Virtue and Fluffy Cape of Solitude

Ben enjoys the outdoors, as well as various athletic pursuits, and has lately taking a liking to sailing. Unfortunately, he is currently unable to enjoy any of these, let alone basic human necessities such as happiness, food, and sleep, because his architecture stuido is owning his life. If you happen to be passing Studio 7, feel free to stop by, wake him up, and yell at him to get back to work.

Ferociously fermenting, fantastically failing, famously furry, foolishly feline, fallaciously fallopian, ferally fuming, freakishly far-fetched, fabulously flaming, feloniously futile Michael Patterson.

By all means, call him Steve.

And He said to them, "Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men." - Matthew 4:19.

Through one monumentous losing season after another, Clark still refuses to give up on the bottom-dwelling Oklahoma teams of the NCAA.

Barrelling through life at a breakneck pace, Dan continues to stay on top of his life, captivating his lady, and stopping any pesky shroom-addicted plumbers from raining on his parade.

And again, Sean is not something that you just dump something on. He's not a big truck. He's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, his tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material

Hi, this is Yazan...

...and Yazan.

Nicknamed Raymundo for his love of world music, cuisine, and Cups, Raymond is an avid sports fan, and can often be found cheering on his favorite Aussie Rules Football team, the Boston Demons. When he's not studying or going to class, Ray can often be found relaxing, playing fantasy cricket, or charming the ladies with tales of life in the B-Rock.

Just a regular guy... or is he? He has a habit of disappearing, like Batman, or your car keys. Like many Ninja, Malik is tasked with the protection of the citizens of his village, as well as intense team missions, like picking up the dry cleaning. When he enters a room, people are often known to exclaim his trademark catch phrase, "It's Malik Time!™"

Michael comes to us from the shores of sunny south Florida. An aspiring young rocket scientist and entrepreneur, Michael hopes to work in the aviation industry and one day own his own company. When he's not working on the next generation of aircraft engines, you can find Michael shredding the water on his wakeboard, hitting up the terrain park on his snowboard, or cruising the mountainside on his dirtbike.

Alex, not to be confused with Carlos, is a nuclear engineering major and Mexican-American. Don't worry--he's not going to blow you up, but if you perchance find him alone on his daily adventures, you will notice him looking slightly upward, and to the right, for no apparent reason. When he's not engaged in his intense rowing practicum, you can find him studying or finding the cure for cancer. Yup, this hipsterish Southern Californian, born and raised deep, deep down in the San Bernardino Valley, plans on changing the world, either through clean energy or social revolution. ¡Ya basta!

Ever proud of his home state, Ryan "The MAINEiac" Keating enjoys studying, listening to music, and hanging out with his friends. He devotes a lot of time to his biological engineering studies on his computer (the MAINEframe) to ensure that he MAINEtains a high grade point average. He is also the lead singer of a rock band (The HuMAINE Society), and hosts an annual charity golf tournament (The MAINE Event). When he's not studying or hanging out, you can catch Ryan going out to see Avatar or a Blue Man Group performance. Or he's in Maine.

Growing up in the slums of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Carlos was always running into trouble with a vicious local criminal syndicate known as the Le Carré Noir (English: The Black Square). Constantly dodging beatings by gang members, young Carlos knew the only way to escape the tyrannical reign of the Black Square would be to study hard and do well in school. Today, having escaped to America and well on his way to becoming a biological engineer at one of the world's most prestigious academic institutions, Carlos laughs in the face of the Black Square on an almost daily basis.

Like most children, Ben Mayne was born. Later, he would become one of the most closely watched and highly anticipated Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 prospect in the country, being described by ESPN analyst Tom Jackson as "borderline unbeatable," by NFL Network's Rich Eisen as "an incredible phenom," by Vice President Joe Biden as "a big fucking deal," and by Skip Bayless as "highly overrated." After months of speculation, Mayne finally made his Skullhouse Call of Duty debut in late 2009, proving to be a rousing success. Although his career is young, many now speculate that Mayne may be headed for the Skullhouse COD:MW2 Hall of Fame.

Is Jay Baxter the coolest guy this side of the Bay Area? Maybe, maybe not.

With his slow talking and mild manners, Javier seems like a most innocuous young man. All is merry until you leave your drink unattended. Evil Javier strikes again! Muajajajaja.

A native New Yorker, Seth is a king of trendsetting. Why would you ever want to blend in with the crowd when you could wear fantasticly bright sneakers and hipster-tight jeans? You may even see him in high heels on occasion, as he works on carving the perfect ass so that he might one day be able to attract mates of decent quality.

Hold on. No one told me I had to write a description for the website. This is completely unfair. There's no way I'd be able to do this in time. I like to dance, a lot. That's all you need to know.

Who is Cody Chamberlain? That's a good question.

Type: Water
Species: Caucasian Pokemon
Abilities: Swift Swim; Speak to white women (hidden ability)
XP: 0.5

Dan, not to be confused with Dan, is hungry and German-American. Don't worry--he's not going to eat you, but if you perchance find him alone on his daily adventures, you will notice him looking slightly upward, with a smug smile and vacant stare, for no reason whatsoever. When he's not engaged in his intense rowing practicum, you can find him studying or eating. Yup, this hipsterish Southern Ohoian, born and raised deep, deep down in Ohio, plans on changing the world, either through clean energy or extermination. Auf Wiedersehen!